Russian Prof. Predicts End of U.S.

I'm not kidding. Check it out.

Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline, and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces -- with Alaska reverting to Russian control.

And... you lost me. The Russians are seriously still that hung up over Alaska. Suck it up, you lost it fair and square.

In case you're interested, here's a map: